Sailing seas of instant cheese.

I think I’m going insane.

Hi, by the way. It’s been a while.

When you tell people you work permanent night shifts, people usually respond with something like ‘Oh wow. That must be pretty terrible.’ Which is true, to an extent. The work itself is fine – it’s a job I enjoy – and you can get your body to behave and sleep through the day if you’re sensible about it. But everything outside of the job becomes a problem. Having a social life is tricky. Getting eight hours of sleep in one hit only happ...