Tell It To Ray Bradbury

So I was looking through Google images to confirm that the cool spider on my yellow rose bush is a Silver Argiope (don't click that link if you're not a spider fan), and I found the following text:

"The bottom picture shows a Silver Argiope (Argiope argentata), with a prominent "writing" pattern in the middle of the web. The spider is a juvenile, and the writing pattern in the web tones down as the spider ages. Often the "Z" or "X" pattern on adult webs is restricted to a couple of short...