The Cattitude Test

I don’t look very happy in this photo, do I? And who can blame me — I am about to endure one of the worst parts of being a kitty: a visit to the vet! My human wanted to discuss some hairball solutions for me since I seem to have them fairly frequently and I hate all the over-the-counter remedies. I really think she could have done this without my presence, but she dragged me along anyway. And it did give the chance to review their Cattitude Room.

With the help of Feliway, making this room cat-only (no dog checkups!) and other things, they’ve supposedly made this examination room more cat-friendly. This is supposed to be a good thing for kitties like me who are very, very nervous at the vet.

The inside of the door had a poster that was supposed to welcome all kitties, no matter our disposition.

There was even cat art… along with a frightening gingivitis poster.

So what did I think of this “Cattitude Room?” I tell you what I thought of it:

I gave the Cattitude Room a big paws down. No matter how you slice it, I’m still at a vet clinic!

Can I go home now?

P.S. All that trouble, and the vet told my human to give me Pepcid (which she was supposed to do before but keeps forgetting). It’s not a hairball remedy, but it helps my stomach and esophagus feel better. Maybe someday they will make hairball gel that tastes exactly like KFC!
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