Twitter Recap by Cardeno C.
When in doubt, tweet it out. What do you think? Is that a good blogging philosophy?
My Latest Tweets
This is my new girl. :-) http://t.co/IWwrr7KkON Jul 27, 2013
Tonight's agenda: Galley Proof for Strong Enough; sigh over puppy cuteness; find someone to bring Starbucks so I don't have to leave puppy. Jul 27, 2013
I'm pretty sure I adopted the cutest, smartest, and sweetest puppy on earth. Jul 27, 2013
Two of my favorites combined - Heart and Led Zeppelin. Wow. http://t.co/mrI8FSFoJC Jul 26, 2013
Who would vote for this guy? Or date him? http://t.co/L5pL9DO3nX Jul 24, 2013
I got an email from "LocalSluts" with the subject line: "FREE ACCESS TO LOCAL SLUTS!" I should totally click on it, right? Jul 20, 2013
I played hookie today and spent the day antiquing. I love a good treasure hunt! Jul 20, 2013
Finally got seated & had a yummy dinner. Then walked around a used book store. Now getting a coffee. Good ending to the evening. Jul 19, 2013
Any ideas for getting a table to clear so we can eat dinner? They paid 30 min ago. Staring isn't working. Jul 19, 2013
Who wants to clean it?. http://t.co/wVE7BYPlu1 Jul 17, 2013
It's possible that increasing the alcohol content on the cake by 33% has resulted in cake induced intoxication. Everyone is rhyming. Jul 15, 2013
The cake is delicious!! We've named it a margarita cake. Jul 15, 2013
I'm out of rum & I don't want to go to the store so I'm making cake w remaining Grand Marnier & 2 types of tequila. I'll report back. Jul 15, 2013
My friend was ordering take-out & kept asking for no meat. The restaurant was confused. My friend: "We're a meatless people." Jul 14, 2013
What is happening in this world? Make. It. Stop. http://t.co/RG5Ccj4cO7 Jul 12, 2013
Really? No, really? http://t.co/wvh5BZLyn7 Jul 12, 2013
Is this a spoof? I can't decide if I want the answer to be yes or no. http://t.co/GL6nJG72Fb Jul 12, 2013
I don't watch TV. Someone tell me if this #SharkNado thing involves a shark shifter who hooks up with a tornado chaser. Jul 12, 2013
Today's weird text: "Do you need a blender by any chance?" Jul 11, 2013
I'm inexplicably crying listening to a song I've heard a million times. Old Man by Neil Young. This book has a unique musical vibe. Jul 08, 2013
It's nice to be welcomed. http://t.co/T8WH8KQrAE Jul 06, 2013
I think more & more people are realizing this, which is changing hearts & minds. https://t.co/ivArACcn0I Jul 02, 2013
I like this a lot. :) http://t.co/f8TvquYOQc Jun 23, 2013
There is a spider hanging from a web directly over my toilet. Jun 19, 2013
Sitting in my car listening to the Kaiser Chiefs' song end before I can get out. Love them. Jun 15, 2013
There's no way they don't know how most of us will read this, right? http://t.co/DicYFXXvJg Jun 15, 2013
In related news, I drove by a 60-something woman wearing a long flowy skirt & a sports bra. Odds are 60-40 if I'm awake or sleep right now. Jun 14, 2013
Apparently the higher power responsible for my GPS decided I needed to take a scenic route. Through the forest. In the dark. Repeatedly. Jun 14, 2013
The MapQuest voice GPS for my phone makes me believe in a higher power. Jun 13, 2013
The chocolate coating on my protein bar got on my phone so I licked it off. Normal, right? Person in the car next to me looked appalled. Jun 13, 2013
Handwritten sign on the car next to me: "Wife Wanted. Call ...." Do you think this actually works? Jun 07, 2013
Are my books too sugar and spice to incorporate this? Because it's awesome. http://t.co/xID2N4JuWl Jun 06, 2013
Happy Thursday surprise - The One Who Saves Me is now in audiobook! http://t.co/Z3lcWsjb2m Jun 06, 2013
It's possible I just died. http://t.co/PJmYXb30ai Jun 06, 2013
Mall: Guy wearing a khaki ensemble, shirt unbuttoned to the navel, thick gold chain w medallion, green beret. How do I work him into a book. Jun 04, 2013
Just caught myself reading the comments after an article about gay athletes. Some asshattery, but most of the comments were supportive. Jun 01, 2013
I had fun doing this interview: "@PoppyDennison: @CardenoC stopped by my blog today to talk Until Forever Comes http://t.co/TFoSx0wqyK" May 31, 2013
A guy on a bike just rode by playing a guitar. May 30, 2013
The great @CharlieDavid is recording the audio book for Wake Me Up Inside. I screamed, then hyperventilated when I heard. Biggest honor ever May 27, 2013
Finish chapter - check. Write what I hope is a blisteringly hot sex scene - check. Now it's dinner time. May 27, 2013
Redeemed! Question for a pie: what Pacific NW city boasted the first Starbucks? May 26, 2013
Playing Trivial Pursuit. I know nothing. Literally nothing. May 26, 2013
I received two texts saying "rock out" today. This wasn't said in humor. Or by a teenager. May 24, 2013
How to know you're sleep-deprived: You're making yourself get a little misty-eyed while writing. May 23, 2013
Under-reported driving hazard: An itch on the bottom of your butt while you're going 65 on the freeway in heavy traffic. May 22, 2013
Go ahead and mock, this made me laugh. "A whim away, a whim away ..." http://t.co/pCJsZL2ozv May 21, 2013
Big group at dinner for friend's bday. Waiter gets called over for order, says, "I need to come back. I have 7 orders in my head already." May 17, 2013
This one made me cry. I like to think that the next generation won't have Ray's struggles. http://t.co/VMAjv79nTs May 14, 2013
Stick with it because it's hilarious and then at the four minute mark you'll die laughing. http://t.co/fBVGc1ZOfp May 13, 2013
Circa? http://t.co/T8WZs74mfq May 11, 2013
Today's observation: commercials during sports games are ridiculous. Except ESPN. And Old Spice. Other than that, ridiculous. May 11, 2013
Can someone please explain why making the person you love think they just witnessed your death is romantic? http://t.co/WnDTbY3QwM May 10, 2013
Is it me, or does this look vaguely dirty? (In the good way.) http://t.co/hnnjHh8s2j May 07, 2013
Wouldn't it be great if everyone's drunken ramblings were animated? http://t.co/waXkjLJS8Z May 07, 2013
Y'all, what is happening here?! How drunk is Diane? Did she down the whole bottle? Look at Ellen's expression! http://t.co/6nFhtzSoMh May 03, 2013
I do like straws! http://t.co/H6GyZlmpxd May 01, 2013
This morning's shame: turning up the volume at "I love you like a love song baby I love you like a love song baby I I love you like a ..." May 01, 2013
Genius snack idea: mix powdered coffee into fat free greek yogurt. Carry on. May 01, 2013
Having dinner with my friend. He sent this to his roommate. Is it wrong that I'm laughing? http://t.co/3UiCqoGLiv Apr 30, 2013
If you read Eight Days, do you remember the awkward dinner convos? I'm having dinner w my family right now & living it. Apr 29, 2013
My voice-to-text keeps typing things as "coffee", like "copy". Not a complaint, really. Sorta makes me feel like it knows me. Apr 25, 2013
Signs it's a late writing night: having to ask writing partner whether hard on is hyphenated. How many times have I written hard on? Apr 21, 2013
I just bought my coffee from Jeff Spicoli (w/ better hair). Dude. Apr 14, 2013
Today's gym adventure: woman next to me on bikes overheard me on the phone w/ my buddy & called me disgusting. Should I be proud or ashamed? Apr 12, 2013
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Published on July 29, 2013 10:03
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