Gitmo's Favorite Read is 'Fifty Shades of Grey'

Military officials toured members of Congress through Guantanamo Bay's Camp Seven last week, and the representatives managed to come away with some previously unknown info -— the high-value detainees at the camp love the Fifty Shades of Grey series.

Rep. Jim Moran told The Huffington Post:

Rather than the Quran, the book that is requested most by the [high-value detainees] is Fifty Shades of Grey. They've read the entire series in English, but we were willing to translate it. I guess there's not much going on, these guys are going nowhere, so what the hell.

Moran advocates closing Guantanamo.

Military officials won't comment on the high-value detainees reading habits (they don't admit to the press that Camp Seven even exists). However, this isn't the detainees' first foray into American pop culture. Allegedly, the detainees have a library where they can play FIFA on Playstation 3 and watch Everybody Loves Raymond DVDs.

Christian Grey, it must be said, is decidedly racier than Ray Romano. But not nearly as funny.