Taffy Apple Salad Redux

From BakeandDestroy.net:

I grew up in Channahon, IL - population 12,560. It’s a quiet place inhabited these days mostly by old folks, and it isn’t known for much. In fact, when I found out that Nick Offerman’s dad taught social studies at a junior high in Channahon I burst in on Tony in the bathroom to tell him about it. It’s literally the most exciting fact about Channahon you will ever learn. But it was a good place to be a kid – lots of wide-open spaces to run around in, and steep, steep h...