The Invisible Word

So a list of "synonyms" (loosely accurate) for the word 'said' was making rounds on tumblr. I saw a lot of people getting real hyped up about it, to the likes of;  "USE THIS, AUTHORS!" and "gonna print this out a million times and put it up all over my walls!" and "I hate it when authors only use 'said' in a story!"

Well, that's awesome. Great thing to be into writing and expanding your vocabulary. Not so much with this list:
This is the type of list (in fact, it may be the exact list, it...