Never Thought I'd be a Virgin Again!

Last week, I attended the National RWA Conference for the first time. I was nervous and excited. When I registered at the desk of the Marriot Marquis, I was given a bag of books (very nice) and my name badge. In the envelope with the badge was an orange ribbon that read "FIRST TIMER". I was a little skeptical about attaching the ribbon. I felt like I had the word "virgin" tattooed on my forehead. As if reading my mind, the lady registering me said, "Make sure you wear your ribbon. When peopl...