Give me a Z

Down in sffnet, we're rewriting the classics . . .


. . . and behind Pooh the Scarecrow was singing --

"I would not be just a nothin',

My head all full of stuffin',

My heart all full of pain --

I could be a gnarly hombre

I could turn into a zombie

If I only had some BRRRAAAIIINNZZZ!"


-- L. Frank Joe