Chicken chicken chicken subways subways subways

Some say chicken chicken chicken, others say subway, subways, subways. Chicken Chicken Chicken Chicken (the academic study) by Doug Zongker, published in the Annals of Improbable Research, vol. 12, no. 5, September-October 2006, led to Chicken Chicken Chicken (the lecture by Zongker, given as part of the Annals of Improbable Research session at that year’s Annual Meeting of the American Association for the Advancement of Science):

The reasoning behind Subways Subways Subways is a bit more complex. The lecturer is Toronto mayor Rob Ford:

BONUS: Diapers for domestic chickens (Part 1 and Part 2)