Top 10 Reasons to Skip the Speedo

Recently I offered some friendly advice about circumstances that might call forretiring the bikini. After that post I received several requests for similar advice for men. Specifically, when is a good time NOT to wear a Speedo. You know, except NEVER. In my opinion there is only one good reason for a man to sport a dickini. In fact, I’m confused as to why the world supply of Speedos is more than ten. We’ve all seen the scrot-totes slithering down the beach, the nut-huggers polluting the pool....