Reddit Limerick Contest Winners (announced with a limerick)

The limerick winners are Doc G and Pejjo.

They have shown unusual mojo,

Their limericks were good –

At least for this ‘hood –

The rest got arrested by metrical Po-Po.

(P.S. It’s actually drglorae, but hey.)

Pejjo:

Scary islands of colorful freaks

And a girl who drafts paryl and sneaks

I just want to read more

See what Kip’s got in store

But I’m waiting for years, for Weeks.

ahem vulgarity.

drglorae:

Out of the warrens Kyler arose

To learn the way of shadows he chose.

Great in a fight.

But when in sight,

Of a pair of tits he froze.

Link to the full list of limericks HERE.

 

UPDATE: Honorable mention must go to Dr. Jacob K., who entered too late, but sent us this gem:

A quotidian auctor alludes
To Teutonic or dead Roman dudes
But that Schriftsteller Weeks
Refers to the Greeks
And the φίλοι with whom he colludes.