My worm wears a hat.

Visiting colleges is somewhat like visiting a museum…

you have no idea what you’re looking at.

Is this a worm?

Or a “w” with a hat?

Is this a family?

The line in the cafeteria?

The number of signatures you need to drop a class?

Are these two letters?

Or Martian antennae?

Bookends?

What a relief to encounter a recognizable statue.

Clearly, it’s Robert Frost.

Wait a minute.

Notice his rugged features?

His sculpted cheeks? His solemn mouth?

Ohhh, Robert. May I call you Bob?

I think I’m in love.

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It’s time to stop touring colleges when you fall in love with a statue.

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What do YOU think this is?