I should turn the security light off in the backyard if I...

I should turn the security light off in the backyard if I'm going to have a sauna in the nude. That way, if I decide to walk out the back door and enjoy the chill winter drizzle on my skin I won't disturb the neighbors with my pasty, luminous body.
I like looking at the night sky after a long, slow cook in the 'chamber of insights'. But instead of being invisible within the broad dark cocoon of the evening sky, I was blinded and exposed by the stupid motion sensor light. (LIBERTIES!)
Still, I did enjoy seeing the steam rising from my toes and knees. 


There is a picture that I'm working on. It will appear shortly, but my current position as deputy principal is eating into whatever passed as spare time that I used to have. I hope it will be worth the wait. It's nearly as lewd as a naked guy loitering by his back door.

The Deputy Principal job is only for this ten week period, and already I'm enjoying it far more than I would have expected. There is always a suspicion in my mind that someone is going to come up to me and ask; "Have you done the BLANK?" and I'll be all; "The BLANK? What's the BLANK?" And their eyes will widen and for a moment they will be searching my face to see if I'm joking. Then they will ask if I'm joking. Then they will realise that I'm not joking. Then they will swear quietly and back away, hands shaking...

Well, in an effort to avoid this, I'm going to be-bed my bone sack.

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