Shahid Afridi as test captain – what could go wrong

The problem with Pakistan is as soon as you have written something funny about them they come up with something funnier.

"It is a quality of a captain that he fosters cooperation and good relations among the players while following the rules and regulations of the game. Afridi has done all that."

Ijaz Butt said that, and the only way this could be better was if at the end he just said. "Sorry, the dudes in the media department bet me a barrel of beer that I wouldn't say that with a straight...