I Own Being Lame

I haven't written a new blog entry in almost a month, which I think is pretty swell.
See, up until about May 2009, I blogged sporadically...during a GOOD month. It seemed weird and lame to write about, as Elaine put it on SEINFELD, "the excruciating miutiae of everyday life".
"Today I wanted a ham sandwich, but we were out of ham, so I had a chicken sandwich instead, and it was good even though we were out of mayo."
Really? How is that interesting? To anyone? I mean, it's my life and...