It's a Triple-Digit Day, Religious Dogs and DIY Funerals

The Heat Can Fry Your Brain

I know this is true because Maury is wandering around in his golf shorts looking for his keys, sunglasses and clubs even though he returned from playing golf an hour ago.  Locals get excited about the first triple-digit day because they don't have to wait for tee times, restaurants are devoid of snowbirds and their counterparts, ice fishers, and it gives them something to talk about besides sports.

Cashier at AJ's Food Emporium: "Pretty hot out there, huh?

Me: "Yes...