Shipping doesn't float Benedict Cumberbatch's boat. The internet is not impressed.

When Benedict Cumberbatch appeared on Top Gear this week he did more than fulfill the desires of offended nations the world over by punching Jeremy Clarkson in the face, he made some telling remarks about shipping.

Not only did the interview reveal that he was aware of the numerous fan fictions which abound, but it showed very clearly that he knows about the more…elicit material too. “Theres a load of fan fiction with just me and John Watson floating in space on a bed, handcuffed togethe...