Shopping List for a Book Launch

Bought today:

3 black garments to be worn under red velvet jacket [note to self, check that red velvet jacket still exists:]

1 black (non-nursing) bra to be worn under black garments [note to self, provide snacks for baby at launch:]

1 red satin snood for hair

1 pearl hair tie

4 assorted animal masks/ear and nose sets, to adorn one picky five-year-old and a baby

1 toy dragon to entertain baby during shopping expedition

Still to buy:

Bobby pins

Eyebrow pencil for the drawing-on of whiskers

Still...