I'm Not That Peter Robinson

Many thanks to all of you who have offered me your support in my time of difficulty – especially the person who said my wife was a homophobic slut who needed a good slapping around, and the other who suggested that I turn to Jesus Christ as my Saviour – but I must stress that I AM NOT Peter Robinson the politician, Norther Ireland's First Minister.

I would have thought InspectorBanks.com would be the first clue, as would even the most cursory glance at the site, but I guess people who send...