"I Make Very Expensive Clothes That Are Very Uncomfortable To Wear."

Mildred Von Hildegard's Twitter bio might seem terse to some, pretentious to others. Whereas in my case? The concise and brutally honest description made me that much more intrigued about meeting and collaborating with her this Saturday past.

I Don't Do 'Friendly' ☀ Photo: Dirk Mai ☀ Make-Up: Stacey Hummell

In a city illustrious for back-handed, capped-teeth "compliments" and unpredictable, unspoken disdain thinly disguised by a veritable check-list of publicists'...