Memories Id like to forget

While playing Sweet Child o' Mine at last night's wedding, Bengi and I reminisced about a time when we were seventeen years old. We were both in high school, working for a McDonald's in Milford, Massachusetts, and in an effort to build morale, management decided to sponsor a lip-sync contest, complete with a cash prize.

The competition took place in a meeting room inside the Milford Public Library.

A lip-sync contest in a library.

There were four acts competing in the contest. I was in...