Weeds, Anyone?

Okay, I want this for my front yard, back yard, and all around yard. *sigh* What I have is weeds. I spent about an hour pulling them because of all the rain last night. Couldn't earlier as it was in the 90's and hotter than blazes. So if I had this, it would be cool, and forested, no weeds, or none you'd notice anyway, shaded, and a perfect path for walking AND wolf friendly!!!

The horrible thing is, I have a mountain of weeds I pulled and that's only a tiny fraction of all the ones that are l...