The secret to winning the World Twenty20

I shall calculate the length of the shadow cast by my hand and divide it by the number croissants I had for breakfast, and voila, we have a target
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What days we have been living through. A coalition government is in putative charge for the first time since Geoff Arnold used to open the bowling for the country – can you imagine a cricketer with Arnold's admirably defiant lack of personal-grooming products being allowed near the England dressing...