Top 10 things I've learned from goats.

I think I've learned more about life after three years in the country than 15 years in NYC.

10. Don't butt heads with anyone who has bigger horns.

9. The grass is always greener when someone else cuts it, bales it, and totes it over to where you're already lying down.

8. Better the same old milking hands every day than getting used to a whole new set of callouses.

7. If you're not sure about something, go ahead and taste it. You can always spit it out.

6. The manure may pile up in the winter...