Can you tell what this is?

We were walking at the mall the other day and hubby, lured by the promise of a free coffee sample, takes us into "Sur Le Table", which to my un-French trained brain translates to "BE the table".

Anyway, we saw this shiny little baby with the duck feet and just had to ask. "What the hell IS that?"

Believe it or not, it's a "duck press". As in press the duckie for his yummy juices and oil and bone marrow, lol. Just crank the wheel at the top and the giant screw will give that duckie whut-for.

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