Spontaneous is not my middle name

Sometimes, I am like, the worst friend ever. Many teeth-grinding, facepalming, headdesking qualities go into that statement, but today I’m thinking about my absolute inability to change my plans within 24 hours without massive amounts of bitching.

Everyone knows I’m self-employed. It’s not exactly a secret. And so I frequently get requests – online and off – to COME DO THIS EXCITING THING! during hours when more stable humans are working.

But without at least a full day’s warning, the answer is...