Run, Don't Walk

 

I've been playing catch-up ever since the family and I returned from our Orlando vacation—something about six humans walking around theme parks for seven days that brings your life to a screeching halt—so I'll save my new recipes for next week, after I've had time to dig out from under the sunblock-smeared carnage. I'll just warn you that Monday's recipe is unforgivable. If you have any sense about you or respect for the basic principles of eating healthy, you'll stay far, far away.