Such Strife Probably Means They Need A Wife!

The cat was out and about the other day, standing in line at some Costco bay. Of course I was bored standing there. So I gawked around the Costco lair. And there were two guys, who were acting oh so wise. Their conversation was truly heated. Some how after hearing their conversation for those few minutes I feel cheated.

That rabbit one wins hands down.
There is no better in toon town.
Don't tell me you never whack off to her.
She may be called a rabbit but she has no fur.

I was always partial to Misty myself,
She got the engines going at my shelf.
Just something about her charm,
That raises my alarm.

Misty ewww.
Why would you....
How could you....
I wish I never knew.

Says the guy who thought Gadget was hot,
And drooled over her a whole lot.
At least at your house,
We know what happens if you find a mouse.

Well you said Lara Croft wasn't smoking.
You must really be joking.
How could you not want to bang her?
She really makes me purr.

Says the guy who doesn't like the little mermaid.
Could rest with her in the shade.
That red head is on fire.
I bet she would never expire.

You are such a liar.
I said I liked her fire,
But that seashell bra I liked more,
I'd sure go with her to the sea and explore.

Right!
You'd take her after Marge at your site.
That is just gross,
You'd have to be comatose.

That blue hair just does it for me.
Unlike thee.
Who would rather take Betty Boop for a loop.
She looks worse than pigeon poop.

Wonder Woman or She-Ra,
Which would you take to the spa?

Ha! I'd take both.
Neither could handle my growth.

Yep, the cat actually stood there and had to listen to such stuff. My, their love life must truly be rough. I mean they are in love with a piece of paper. I suppose it would be quite the caper, if they went for a ride and a paper cut snip snipped them with pride. Ahh what things come to pass when I'm out and about with my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer..