I fired myself and feel much better

Do you ever get the feeling your family doesn’t want you around?

Are you feeling ignored? Eschewed?

I’m beginning to feel the same way.

Nobody looks at me any more.

Even the dog is giving me the stink eye.

I think they all miss my super happy, super efficient clone.

Yep, I got rid of her. How, you ask? Why, it was easy.

I sent her a bouquet of flowers from a secret admirer,

with a note from Gerard Butler’s clone.

My clone stopped cleaning the house and left right away.

My kitchen is messy again…but I’m much happier.

How are you?

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