Diary of a Clear Liquid Diet

*updated whenever I remember*

I have my colonoscopy tomorrow. This is the second colonoscopy I've had, so unfortunately, this time I know what to expect. I'll spare you the details of the gross parts, but in case anyone's wondering what it's like to prep for a procedure like this, I thought I'd liveblog it. I promise I will not talk about my plumbing.

8 am: Coffee. No milk. I poured water into it out of a water bottle to try to fool my mind with the ritual. My mind was fooled. My tastebuds we...