In Which Taz the Cat Helps Me Change My Insulin Pump
Me: Time to change the insulin pump again.
Taz: SOMETHING INTERESTING IS HAPPENING IN THE BEDROOM HOLD ON HUMAN HERE I COME!!!
Me: Peels sticker and catheter off of my belly, removes vial from pump, sets the pump, vial, and tubing on the bed.
Taz: LOOK OUT! I WILL SAVE YOU FROM THE IMPROBABLY SKINNY SNAKE THAT WAS BITING YOUR BELLY!
Me: Fills new vial.
Taz: Excuse me, human, but the snake appears to have bitten my face.
Me: Removes sticker from Taz’s face.
Taz: Ooh, this looks like an expensive piece of medical equipment. But you know what it’s missing? A CATBUTT-PRINT!
Me: Removes Taz from my insulin pump.
Taz: You appear to be getting ready to jab a needle into your belly. I shall assist by RUBBING MY FACE ON YOUR ELBOW!
Me: Thank you. Pulls out new tubing and prepares to hook it up.
Taz: THE IMPROBABLY SKINNY SNAKE HAS REINFORCEMENTS! IMMA KILL IT FOR YOU!!!
Me: Dork.
Taz: Runs away for no particular reason.
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This gave me the giggles. One of our cats figures anytime you have business, his nose needs to be in it. Cat help is always the best help, just ask them :)
hehe that's pets for you always willing to help even when all they really do is get in the way (and look reallly cute doing it too)
You should try the OMNI Pod system, which is wireless, and tubeless.
