Try Eating THIS After Three Beers!

OMG. Did we order THAT?

     We did.

I didn’t expect the Cream Puff Tower to be so…towering

     Or feature so many tiny pirate swords.

How do think we should eat it?

     Chopsticks?

That’s a recipe for a lap full of whipped cream.

     Forks?

The insides will squish out all over the plate.

     Fingers?

You’re kidding, right? This is Japan. We’ll give gaijin a bad name.

     Well, I guess that only leaves one thing.

What?

     Well, if God didn’t mean for us to eat cream puffs, he would’t have invented tiny pirate swords.