A Fetish For dVerse That Is Rather Perverse!

Thanks to a post from Al you get a picture of this gal.

What that isn't a gal? Don't you still want him as a pal? I needed a reason to rhyme Al and Gal. Did you really want to see Sal? Too bad, you get Big Momma at your pad.


Wait, wasn't ripping off people last week? Bah, I can still do it at my creek. Anyway, away we go here at my show with the word of the day here at my bay

I wish I was making this up.
Actaully no, then that would mean I'm one sick pup.
Err umm cat.
You get the expression at my mat.

Coprophilia is a fetish to some.
It is much much worse than drinking rum.
So awful I throw up in my mouth.
You know that has be bad to make me go south.

In reality though,
It is basically a human acting like an amp-ed up dog at their show.
For a dog just likes a snack.
Not a sexual attack.

So ready for this?
Shit causes some people pure bliss.
That is right.
Instead of a partner to hold tight,

They get aroused by shit.
Have you had a fit?
Well if not here we go,
With a little more info.

The sexual fetish comes,
When they get near stuff that comes out bums.
They can like the smell,
Which they savor at their cell.

They can like the taste.
Yep, they eat their waste.
Or someone elses crap.
They find as they walk across the map.

They can also like the feel.
Stroking crap like a banana peel.
Think of that next time you shake a hand.
The person could have just chowed down at a shit stand.

But it does not stop there.
Oh no, there is more which you should be aware.
There are people who make movies involving it.
I guess you can really say their movie is shit.

Imagine excepting a shit award.
That has to strike a cord.
But they have their own definition too.
The movies involving coprophilia are called scatology if you wish to view.

Would you rather I have just shown Al's favorite picture instead? Now after that what is running through your head? The cat can go dVerse and give a curse, with some messed up crap. Bad choice of words, better go take a nap. I bet they also like gas. I better watch my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your rummer, get drunk all summer.