Pushchairs!!
Greetings, Dear Blogworms!
Trust all is well on your end and hope you haven’t missed me too much. 
Here’s a poem for you all, which I hope you would find funny and if anyone does find it rude or offensive, I will consider my job done! 
It’s called ‘Pushchairs!!’ and it goes like this:-
Pushchairs!!
Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
Must dash! Gotta go-
I need to catch that bus and scurry
Damn, that pushchair is slow!
Swish! Swish! Swish!
I’m shopping at full speed!
Oops! Down goes that dish-
A pushchair had me kneed!
Hum-dee-dum-dum!
My bus meanders through the scrum.
Passengers’ hustle and bustle-no space-
Two pushchairs battle all over the place!
Faster! Faster! Faster!
That’s how we live here.
No time for manners, no time for fear!
Pushchairs scowl and people howl
Over the chaos-our minds are foul!
Listen! Listen! Listen!
No! No! No!
No time to cooperate – it’s time to go!
Hurry we must-nobody to trust-
So much pressure people do thrust!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
What if we slow down?
That won’t do, as people will frown!
Breathe in, breathe out
There’s no need to pout,
For if we make time,
You won’t need to shout!
Do I hear commuters chuckling?
Filed under: Poems By Sudakshina Tagged: angry mothers, angry mums, commuters, commuting, prams, pushchairs
