Act of cat

Cat is shrieking outside kitchen door (starving, on verge of death etc).

Take out handful of dried cat biscuits.

Head towards bowl, which is on the top of the freezer out of the way of the dogs.

Sister of cat (Pickle) panics, steps in bowl, catapults bowl and remaining *large portion of catfood* over floor, narrowly missing my head.

Dog cleans up.

Pickle now very disgruntled because starving, on verge of death etc. Sigh.