Caturday Flashback: Before Cat World Domination Day

And no catnip either


Before Cat World Domination Day, my birthdays were fun but way more ordinary. Take my seventh birthday in 2009, for example. My human just showed up with two presents. No cake and not even any treats!


Why is she here? There's no food!


Of course some things have always been the same.


I had wanted one of these for the longest time


The smaller present was Da Bird — my very first one ever! Which is kind of criminal, considering that I was seven.


Let the killing begin!


But I started making up for lost time immediately.


What am I supposed to do with this?


The larger present was supposed to be a Kitty Pirate Ship, but it just looked like a big messy pile of plastic.



When I saw the instructions I did not hold out much hope.


For once she did something right


But much to my surprise, my human actually put it together without messing it up or ruining it!


No tortie pirates allowed!


It was actually a pretty cool birthday, even without all the fancy stuff. And we still have the Kitty Pirate Ship — you can see it in the background of a lot of photographs! Boodie uses it most, even though she talks more like a space alien than a pirate.


You can see the original blog post for all of June 2009 here.
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