The Story Of My Life With Plenty Of Strife!

Hi everyone, how are you doing today under your sun. I just thought I would drop you a line to let you know what is going on in the life of the feline. I have not had catnip in 5000000000000 days. That is so many 0's you might go into a daze. I'm sorry about that. I just need to rant at my mat.

The fish in the tank swims back and forth.
I guess it is a thing from up north.
You know that doorknob looks shiny.
But it is rather tiny.

My boss is snoring today.
My sister ran away.
Can you believe that?
It really surprises the cat.

I heard something else too.
That there is a new panda in the zoo.
Isn't that just the best thing ever?
I so like a saving species endeavor.

Do you have a favorite animal at your place?
One that you really like to embrace?
Feel free to tell me if you wish.
If not I'll go back to watching fish.

I seriously apologize for this being too long.
Things are just so wrong.
I just need to vent,
Here at my tent.

Did you know that guy over there,
Likes to sit and stare?
I hate his glare,
Those eyes move as a pair.

I guess that is obvious right?
Maybe I should vent on Twitter tonight.
If you follow me there,
I thank you from my lair.

My parents are away too.
They went to Timbuktu.
At least there is lots of sand.
A giant litterbox is grand.

Did I mention its been 5000000 days?
Doesn't that just amaze?
I like a pat on the back.
Just don't cause a panic attack.

And that is my thoughts for today,
Here at my bay.
I hope you liked it.
Now I have to go for a bit.

The cat just had to get that off his chest. Isn't telling all everything the best? Even if it is made up at my sea. No wonder Waffles does it all the time at his tree. Of course all in fun under my sun. But if Waffles wants to sass, feel free to do so to my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.