“This is for the Molokai Cops…”

Screenplayin’ and parentin’ for the day’s remainder, so we’re gonna leave you with a follow-up to last week’s Bad Movie Friday winner, the seminal Hard Ticket to Hawaii. This particular scene does not feature unnecessary use of a rocket launcher, but it does teach us all a valuable lesson: When a stranger asks you to Frisbee, never lay down your submachine gun. (SFW, assuming your boss agrees with the FCC re: the word ass.)