No Repeated Words Challenge 1

"So, it's apparent that you've written a science fiction novel you think is worthy of being published," Evil Editor said to his uninvited, unwelcome visitor. "You'll forgive me if I don't take your word, Mr. . . . "

"Charlie Bilgewater. Also known as Bilgy. Middle initial Q. Admittedly I'm no expert on literature, sir, but I've got experience in many diverse fields, including contract law, alternative medicine, yellow journalism, managing bakeries . . . "

"Mmm, there's nothing more enticing tha...