No Repeated Words Challenge 8

No easy assignment, forsooth; dialogue utterly noniterative, yet simulating quotidian speech; also, (not by thine ordinance but following yours truly's proper principles), utterly sans profanities (stipulation nowise facilitating verisimilitude in imitating Evil Editor's inimitable rants), likewise eschewing all abominable linguistic miscarriages spawned of texting, Twitter, et caetera...

Sleepest thou, writer-smiter, demagogue, Grishamsbane, fiery-eyed tyrant? Sleep no more! Morpheus' soothin...