This Week’s Newsletter

Best subject header ever?

“We need more illegal immigration . . . from Krypton!”

In the course of my mini newsletter review, I elide all of the obvious policy-nerd questions:

If the Gang of Eight bill passes, does Kal-El get a blue card or a green card? Does his employment by the Daily Planet mean that everyone else at the paper loses their health insurance, per Obamacare and the no-ACA-for-amnestied-immigrants clause? Does granting Kal-El amnesty really open the door to more phantom zone immigrants, such as Zod and Faora-Ul? And by the way, what have we really done to secure the phantom zone? Another 20,000 unionized border-patrol agents aren’t going to cut it. Maybe it’s time we finally stand up a S.W.O.R.D.

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