I get turned on when my husband wields a knife

 Is it wrong to get a little breathless when my husband wields a knife?

Please don’t report me to the authorities.

Problem is, I’ve always had a thing for people who know what they’re doing.

And when my husband whips a knife out of the drawer, he uses the weapon with such…authority.

He slices the unsuspecting cake in two, and I feel a little thrill.

Well, not really. I feel a HUGE thrill. Because it’s CAKE.

Yes, of course I want a piece.

I tell my husband to give me a small slice.

To him, a quarter of cake is a small slice…

which is why I love him so darn much.

Which is also why my pants don’t fit.

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What is your favorite type of birthday cake?