Science Prison

My sometime student and terrific writer Kim Jollow Zimring has a great idea.
(Inspired, by the way, by the legislator who opined that global warming was caused by wind farms, because the giant turbines stole the cooling breezes.)
She suggested that everyone in this country be sentenced to Science Prison, and that the only way to get out was to pass a test on basic science.
Gotta say, it sounds like a better idea all the time.