The awesomeness that is Jess

My niece Jess is visiting, regaling me with tales of Soundwave festivals and travels to Sydney for weddings and such. We started talking about the Supre t-shirt that read 'I Heart Edward'. Then she said 'You should write an Edward vs Gary thing', to which I replied 'But they'd just look awkwardly at each other and then Gary would say 'um. so. do you want to play chess?' and then they'd play chess.

And Jess laughed and said 'Yeah, that'd be awesome.'

And yes, it would.