Giant Spider Found In GA Backyard

Brian Rosenberger of Marietta was just preparing to mow his lawn. Little did he expect to discover a new species of spider.

“That’s one big bug,” Brian commented.

Slightly smaller than a VW bug, the new arachnid named Arachnida Demonicus, is different than your every day spider in that it doesn’t seem content to spin a web and wait for flies.

“Ate the neighbor’s poodle. Three chomps. All that dog did was bark. Shoulda run,” noted Brian. “It turned my way and I ran for the house and locked the doors.”

Lazy it ain’t. Lock up your dogs and invest in firearms. Backyards beware.