Interview with Medb hErenn

I, Medb hErenn, do forgive you ahead of time for any inappropriate question you may ask, and I do give my word of honor not to take offense, or kill you for the insult.

1) What gender are you?
[chuckles] Female, or is it not obvious?

2) What is your age?
I stopped counting at 3000.

3) Do you want a hug?
[licks her lips] Maybe later, and I will want more than a hug.

4) Do you have any bad habits?
A few...[places foot on interviewer's crotch]

5) What is your favorite food?
[laughs] Irish stew! What else?

6) What is your favorite ice-cream flavor?
Ach! Mint chocolate chip, with mead.

7) Are you a virgin?
[laughs] Fadó, fadó, fadó a bhí ann...

8) Have you killed anyone?
As many as the years I have lived, and more.

9) Do you hate anyone?
Yes, and most of them are dead.

10) Do you have any secrets?
[smiles] A few.

11) What is your favorite season?
Samhain. That would be Halloween to you, but it was far more to us.

12) Who is your best friend(s)?
I...do not make friends; it is a foreign concept to me. However, if any are, it would be Eile and Sunny.

13) What are your hobbies?
By which you mean activities undertaken for pure pleasure? Drinking, carousing, fighting, and sexual intercourse.

14) What is your favorite drink?
Mead. Though I am partial to anything alcoholic. My name can mean, "The Drunken Irishwoman".

15) When is your birthday?
That was never important, but I have been told I was born in the Spring.

16) What age did you die?
Well, technically I was not dead, but I suppose it was close; somewhere around 500. However, I came back to life again.

17) Are you nice or mean?
[grins] Nicely mean, thank you.

18) Are you social or shy?
Very social. [touches interviewer on crotch with foot]

19) What do you think of your parents?
I loved my mother, but she could be weak. I killed my father for what he did to her, but in the end he died with courage and honor.

20) What's your weakness?
Others would say it is my overconfidence.

21) How long can you stay under water?
I can go thirty minutes without air before I receive permanent brain damage.

22) What do you do on a regular daily basis?
[shrugs] The usual: eat, drink, fight, have sex.

23) Do you love someone?
Not recently.

24) When was the last time you wet your self.
[raises eyebrow] I beg your pardon?

25) What's your favorite band(s)?
None you would know.

26) Ever worn a dress?
Of course.

27) Willingly?
Of course.

28) What do you consider fun in the day-time?
Drinking, carousing, fighting, and sexual intercourse.

29) At night?
Drinking, carousing, fighting, sexual...how often do you expect me to repeat this?

30) Ever kissed anyone?
[smiles] Of course.

31) ...Of the same gender?
[grins] Of course.

32) If you could have any super power, what would it be?
I suppose, to have bullets bounce off my skin. I don't need any others; I already have them.

33) What's you're favorite thing to touch?
On a man, his bod; on a woman, her faighin.

34) Anyone loves you?
I doubt it.

35) What's your favorite colour(s)?
Green.

36) When was the last time you cried?
When was the last time it rained mead?

37) Do you have a pet?
Not currently, no.

38) What did you name your pet?
The question is pointless.

39) Are you crazy?
I must be, to have agreed to this interview.

40) What are you?
I am Medb hErenn, High Queen of the Fir Bholg and the Sons of Mileadh, champion of the Tuatha Dé Danann, protector of the Heidhbernigh, scourge of the Fomóraigh, and friend to the Daoine Sidhe; who stole the Brown Bull of Cúailnge from the men of Ulaidh and humbled the great Cú Chulainn. I am the shaman who is her own guardian spirit. I am the incarnation of drunkenness, lechery, and battlelust. I am the daughter of gods, the conqueror of demons, the consort of spirits, and the queen of men. I cannot be harmed by age, sickness, injury, or any weapon made by the hand of man. Any more foolish questions?

41) What's your nickname?
Ach! I have been called "Maeve of the Friendly Thighs".

42) Do you consider yourself a happy or a down person?
As happy as most, but not all.

43) If you were a superhero, you'd be...?
I was; I was called Macha.

44) Favorite movie?
There is not one that stands out.

45) What is your current occupation?
Mentor and surrogate mother to Team Girl. Believe me, that is a full-time occupation.