Exactly how good is that?

This link to the rest of this review is not currently working, but the opening paragraph:

"The Watchmen is so good it's like having a whirlwind romance with a smoking hot woman who invites her equally hot step-sister to join you all in the Jacuzzi."

made me wonder what the reviewer would write if he wanted to include women readers in a description of how good it is.


EDIT: Here is the actual review from The Vine