An open offer to any mainstream magazine editors out there

I am tired of responding for free to know-nothing, hackneyed "Death of Poetry" articles and essays, such as the one currently in Harper's, from writers who know nothing about poetry and somehow presume that means that it doesn't exist. (Much as how the GOP regards most science.) However, if someone wants to pay me a decent amount for an essay that reviews and counters a decade of this idiocy, then please, drop me a line backchannel. These articles are only published to stir up a hornet's nest, and if I'm gonna play that game, I want to get paid.