Let's Fly Into The Sky!

In the movies and TV they are sure grand to see. One has been wanted by many for a while as they wish to fly a good long mile. But the thing with that is they are fake. I for one am glad they have yet to be made at any lake. And what am I going on about today? Why it's the flying car at my bay.

Wouldn't it be cool,
To fly around like a fool?
Many can't even drive right on the ground.
But surely such problems would no longer be found.

I mean it's a flying car.
With it you could travel far.
Not have a twisty road.
No need to crush a toad.

Forget the need to land.
Accidentally crushing some food stand.
I'm sure there is insurance for that.
If not, we'll keep that mishap under our hat.

No lines or roads at all.
We can twirl and have a ball.
Look another collision just took place,
Can I help it I want to fly all over to the rat race?

Pffft to the snow.
That no longer stops me when I want to go.
Besides it makes a nice cushy landing too.
When I try to land unable to view.

That powerline was in the way.
You can't expect me to watch out for that every day.
Those things are everywhere.
Hit one, what do I care?

Oops, bumped a building or two.
Sorry if I scared you.
Just pretend it was an earthquake,
The next time the building gives a shake.

At least you didn't have it rough,
Like the last one I left in a huff.
I went right through the window there.
But I only did that once, I swear.

Pfft to any plane.
I will get in their lane.
I can move faster than those things.
Did I just clip their wings?

Damn, that was all in just one day.
But at least I'll never drive into the bay.
Of course there I may crash,
But I'll make a big splash.

Yep, so glad flying cars have never been made and I hope such tracks are never laid. Nuts are bad enough with the constrictions on the ground. Let them loose in the air and many more problems would be found. Plus they would cost a lot of gas and this has just been another thought from my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.